Beginnings

"There are more things in Heaven and on Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophies."

Who am I? Now that's a tricky question, and one that I will not attempt to arrogantly answer with simple exposition. Perhaps that mystery will be unveiled fully in time to you, my (eventual?) readers. For now, I am the Bluegrass Bard, or to some, the Bluegrass Beast, in fact a beastly bard.. or perhaps a bardic beast?

Ah, rambling again. That's the first bit of my Nature (and my Demeanour.. a little gaming humor) that I shall reveal. But this would be the medium for it, now wouldn't it?

Regardless....

I, the Bard who Howls from the Hills (of southeast Kentucky -- look, see there, another little tidbit! Isn't this fun?), will be your guide through my social conscious (and conscience). And be warned now, I am a passionate, opinionated bastard. If you don't agree with my views, some of the things I say may be offensive.

Tough shit, friend. My first little bit of the whole conscious/conscience? I fucking despise censorship. Its a violation of my gods-given (yes, that's not a typo, I did say gods-given) right as an American who still gives a shit what being an American used to stand for before the outgoing administration perverted and corrupted it into the disaster we're seeing played out before us on the news now.

See? I probably just offended a good portion of our Republican readers right there! Don't worry, even though I nominally am one, I'll be sure to make a comment offensive to at least some demographic of Democrat eventually.

Promise!

Rambling again. You were warned. I'm told, by the only direct sources I've ever met personally, that I can lay that habit at the feet of my Cherokee blood.

Why am I doing this? Bloody bum-fucking boredom largely. A very long-time friend of mine, DeadlyGlories, gave me a link and suggested it. So you know...

It's all her fault!

Just kidding DG.

Mission statement? Yeah.. we'll see if I pay enough attention to this in a month to bother before we figure that one out. It'll all evolve organically I suppose. We'll leave it here for now, before I end up writing half a novel with my ramblings.

Regards, and be excellent to each other.